Žygimantas Kudirka Objectum Sexuality, 2019 Synopsis of a fictional radio broadcast (40 min): “Preach the Beach” is a sketch constructed entirely out of movies about beach names. • A mysterious caller constantly interrupts the broadcast and reads excerpts from the novel Crash by J. G. Ballard. • News broadcast about:  the ethics of robots and the opportunity to get mechanical body; the mind of electrons, neutrinos, a glass of water and a potted plant; the Native American belief in consciousness of rocks; our projections onto the stock market or cars as conscious beings; an image of eyes glued on belongings that protect against thieves; a state of awareness possessed by the non-living things; how eggs and yoghurt react to threats; our sexual attraction towards inanimate objects. • A poem by Žygimantas Kudirka about the intelligence of wind. 
• A car ad constructed out of 35 car ads. • The “Three Questions of the Day” show (three experts answer three questions): Can you lose your virginity by having sex with a non-living thing? Is it possible to be sexually attracted to food? Do rocks have feelings? • The “Today’s Name Days” show announces the names that people have given to their belongings. • The “Just Married” show includes:  a teenager who married his smartphone; an Australian woman who married a bridge in France; a woman who married the Berlin Wall; a man who married a woman from Nintendo; a female church organist who married a rollercoaster; a man who married a steam engine train; a man who married his self-portrait; a man who was refused permission to marry his computer; the German sexologist Volkmar Sigusch unravels the mysteries of objectum sexuality. • A furniture ad constructed out of 14 furniture ads. • The “Movie On the Radio” show including audio excerpts from the movies Her and Castaway. • The “Objects to Adore” show includes excerpts from Tender Buttons [Objects] by Gertrude Stein. • A computer ad constructed out of 12 computer ads. • “The Dating Show” features a coat, a saxophone, a pillow, an umbrella, a couch cushion, high heels and a shaver. All soundtracks (including jingles) are made from the remixes of one and the same song: Vilniaus Energija – Autopilot Car (Lith. Bepilotė mašina). 
Characters: Host of the show Ziggi Q – Žygimantas Kudirka Mysterious caller – Richard Ashe News announcer #1 – text-to-speech voice Aditi, Female News announcer #2 – text-to-speech voice Amy, Female Weather announcer – text-to-speech voice Geraint, Male Car ad voice – James Holmes “Three Questions of the Day” show host #1 – text-to-speech voice Joey, Male “Three Questions of the Day” show host #2 – text-to-speech voice Matthew, Male “Three Questions of the Day” show expert #1 – text-to-speech voice Emma, Female “Three Questions of the Day” show expert #2 – text-to-speech voice Brian, Male “Three Questions of the Day” show expert #3 – text-to-speech voice Amy, Female “Today’s Name Days” show guest #1 – text-to-speech voice Justin, Male “Today’s Name Days” show guest #2 – text-to-speech voice Matthew, Male “Today’s Name Days” show guest #3 – text-to-speech voice Ivy, Female “Today’s Name Days” show guest #4 – text-to-speech voice Kendra, Female “Today’s Name Days” show guest #5 – text-to-speech voice Kimberly, Female “Just Married” show host – text-to-speech voice Kimberly, Female A teenager who married his smartphone – text-to-speech voice Justin, Male An Australian woman who married a bridge – text-to-speech voice Nicole, Female A woman who married Berlin Wall – text-to-speech voice Raveena, Female A female church organist who married a rollercoaster – text-to-speech voice Salli, Female A man who married a steam engine train – Tracy Turner  A man who married his self-portrait – text-to-speech voice Brian, Male Utah county clerk – text-to-speech voice Brian, Male German sexologist Volkmar Sigusch – text-to-speech voice Brian, Male Furniture ad voice – text-to-speech voice Geraint, Male “Movie On the Radio” show host #1 – James Holmes “Movie On the Radio” show host #2 text-to-speech voice Matthew, Male “Objects to Adore” show host – Žygimantas Kudirka Computer ad voice – text-to-speech voice Ivy, Female “The Dating Show” host – Žygimantas Kudirka Coat – text-to-speech voice Geraint, Male Saxophone – text-to-speech voice Brian, Male Pillow – text-to-speech voice Amy, Female Umbrella – text-to-speech voice Russell, Male Couch cushion – text-to-speech voice Geraint, Male High heels – text-to-speech voice Salli, Female Shaver – text-to-speech voice Matthew, Male